Morning Friday 11/20/20

By Paul Sankey Published on November 20, 2020 at 8:38 AM

Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario. I lost 200 pounds. That’s the last time I go to a British casino. Rudy Giuliani really risked his career on this. The dye is cast. Out of all the inventions in the past 100 years, which one was the most remarkable? The dry erase board. We had a refining CFO on […]

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Friday Air Sankey

By Paul Sankey Published on October 2, 2020 at 10:23 AM

Well indeed, there are a lot of jokes out there this morning… you can say the news has gone viral. However, given our self-imposed standards of taste and decency, we will limit the news jokes to non-Presidential. If you’re driving a stolen Tesla… Would it be called an Edison? Mark Zuckerberg is in a car accident. Guy : “Let’s exchange personal details” Mark : “You are Scott Thomas, you have 237 friends out of which […]

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Morning Mini Sankey 9/22/20

By Paul Sankey Published on September 22, 2020 at 9:15 AM

Today, on Tesla battery day, a quick look at electric car economics. Why are so few electric cars sold? Because they are more expensive. Why when the fuel economics are so over-powering, are so few taxis electric? Because electric cars take too long to fill for taxi drivers. Why does this matter? Because the single largest part of the world oil market is US gasoline. As shown below, the red balloon is North American gasoline, […]

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